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Tacticool Bluëe Tank
Tacticool Bluëe Tank
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“Tacticool Bluëe — Parent Mode: Activated.”
Parenting ain’t for the weak. And neither is this tank.
Meet Bluëe: kitted out with an AR-10, body armor, and zero tolerance for bedtime negotiations. This tactical legend has swapped the juice box for a mag pouch and is ready to secure the perimeter (aka the living room).
Whether you're battling tantrums, stepping on Legos, or holding the line at school pickup, this tee is your uniform.
Built for moms, dads, and anyone brave enough to parent in full send mode.
Stack blocks. Clear rooms. Raise legends.
Grab yours before nap time goes hot.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
