Melted Crayon Blend | Light Roast K-Cups

Melted Crayon Blend Pods: So Easy, Even a Marine Can Make 'Em! Forget those fancy, high-falutin' coffees with notes of "blueberry jam" or "ethiopian sunrise." We know what you reallyneed to get your day started: a jolt that says, "I'm ready to tackle anything... even if that 'anything' is just figuring out which end of the MRE spoon goes in my mouth." Introducing Melted Crayon Blend Pods, the coffee specifically crafted for the elite, the few, the proud... and occasionally, the perplexingly primal. We've captured that subtle, earthy flavor you know and love from your childhood snack aisle (don't worry, we're talking about the idea of crayons, not actual ground-up Crayolas... mostly). Each convenient pod delivers a robust, full-bodied kick, designed to help even the most dedicated window-licker focus on the mission at hand. And the best part? They're so easy to use, even a marine could do it! Just pop one in your single-serve brewer, press the button, and behold: instant liquid motivation. No complicated measurements, no fiddly filters, just pure, unadulterated caffeine power. With hints of "bold determination" and "just enough caffeine to prevent you from trying to eat your helmet," this blend will sharpen your senses, improve your decision-making skills (like, "Should I really try to taste this boot polish?"), and generally make you marginally less likely to confuse a doorknob with a dessert. So, grab a box of Melted Crayon Blend Pods. It's the perfect way to honor your inner warrior... and maybe, just maybe, remember where you parked your Humvee. Comes with 12 Coffee Pods